Nvidia is officially giving up on its acquisition of Arm after almost 18 months of chasing the smaller company, which will instead be listed as a publicly-traded company by its owner, Japanese Conglomerate, Soft Bank.
The $66 billion sale would've been the biggest buyout of a chip manufacturer in history, but regulators in the UK and the US, thought that Nvidia, with the Arm gem in its gauntlet would be more powerful than Thanos. Right beside the Blizzard Activision stone. That's the one you wanna put in. Though they weren't able to consummate their relationship, Nvidia and Arm are still on good terms, with team green calling Arm, "The most important CPU architecture of the next decade." Yeah. Okay, Nvidia. Deal's over. Okay. Rip risk. - Flattery will get you nowhere. Rip risk? - Risk five. Risk five? - See ya later! Or Rip Risk the board game? Samsung held its bajillionth unpacked event today. Just keep finding more. - It's a huge box. And announced new phones and tablets, and a car! Thanks, mom and dad. - They didn't do that. That was a joke. That would've been fun though. The much leaked Galaxy S22, S22 Plus, and S22 Ultra are now official, with the usual upgraded cameras and processors, etc. But notably, the S22 Ultra has a night mode for video, they're calling "nightography" which looks kind of cool. And oh yeah! It has an SPen making it essentially a Galaxy Note, reborn. - I love the spen Spenny-boy. - And your phone comes with a spen . It never really made sense that the Note and the Galaxy were different product lines anyway, so this is good. The Ultra also has a 6.8 inch, 1,750 knit display. It's gonna outshine the sun! It'll be available for $1,200 US, with the S22 and S22 Plus starting at $800, and a thousand dollars, respectively with some paired down specs. Samsung also announced a new tab, S8, S8 Plus, and S8 Ultra, which may give iPads a run for their money. I mean, the iPads don't even have a notch, and this one does. That's what I'm looking for in a tablet. BTS likes it. You know, dynamite? - No (mumble singing) - And epic games lost its Apple lawsuit but thanks to a US bill, now being considered by the Senate, big-techs reckoning, may now be at had. The Open App Markets Act was introduced last year, proposing constraint on certain anti-competitive behavior by tech giants, like preferencing their own services or restricting competitors. And this week, the Senate judiciary committee voted, 20 to two to give it a full vote in the Senate. Microsoft clearly trying to get ahead of the regulation, today announced they'd be following a new set, of open app store principles, that will apply to the Microsoft store, and the next generation marketplaces, they build for games, but not the Xbox Store presumably, because consoles are still special. There's a little bit of magic in there. You can see it in the master chief's eyes. Now it's time for quick bits brought to you by Manscaped and their Ultra Premium Collection, the all-in-one, skin and hair care kit for the everyday man. And it covers every body part. We're talking butt,
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And more importantly, it means we could have stable fusion power by as soon as 2050. Allowing all the rich people to finally escape the planet. We'll look after the place. Don't worry guys. Bye bye. High profile, New York, couple, Ilya Lichtenshein, and Heather Morgan were arrested by the FBI on Tuesday on charges of laundering $4.5 billion worth of Bitcoin, stolen from the hacked, Bitfinex exchange back in 2016. We got it. We ladies and gentlemen - I'm holding it. How do they do the, the table thing, where they like lay out out what they got? The exhibits - In the, yeah, they can't do it. But what makes things even crazier, is the fact that Morgan moonlighted as a surrealist rapper, going by, Razzle Can- Con, Razzle Con. And honestly, I'm not sure whether her stuff is intentionally bad or not. I feel like it has to be. I don't speak Klingon. - Anyways don't steal stuff, and maybe be careful what radio stations you listen to. Because as the Seattle Times reports, the infotainment systems, in a number of Mazda cars got bricked when their owners tuned into 94.9 FM, an NPR station That was that planes raffle car. - Oh my God. It's the connection. It's an NPR station that was transmitting an HD radio signal containing image files, without extensions. I think they might have been NFTs. And that's one more reason to stay away. - Not even once NFTs, not even once.
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